[Now accepting art projects for my homebuyer-zilla image.]
At the risk of sounding crazy, I feel compelled to share what I consider a hilarious list of texts I sent my husband today during several psychotic moments of I-want-my-house-and-I-want-it-now. My boss said to me today, “you must be so excited.” I replied, “I’m about as excited as I can possibly be.”
“I want my appraisal! I want the house now!”
“We are peppering everyone right now like it’s Burger Time!”
“It’s starting to kill me again! I wanna go sleep on the floor at the new house until we get it! Like a squatter!”
“I’m crazed like a rabid dog!”
So, today was fun. Our house passed its inspection. On to the next level.